so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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