You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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