Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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