Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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