as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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