Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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