Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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