STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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