just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
she smelled like a LAN party
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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