im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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