exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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