I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
