Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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