I wanna passion pit in your ass
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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