Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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