i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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