Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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