The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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