so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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