sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
