My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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