What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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