no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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