best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
