Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
PANTIES FOUND
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