I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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