I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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