one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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