wrigley field is MILF paradise
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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