I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
time to smoke my breakfast
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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