Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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