You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
i believe in u and ur pee
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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