Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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