How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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