So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
she pinky promised me she was 18
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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