Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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