He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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