My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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