I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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