He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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