My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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