Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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