Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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