Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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