You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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