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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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