i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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