just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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