oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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