You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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