If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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