See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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