Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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