TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Randomize
