I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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